Winnie the Vorsitzender: For Sale!

One day, Winnie the Vorsitzender was doing some hand exercises. Cause he was gonna slam the table and yell “PIGLET-LEIN!” for 10 hours. Just then, Darby Roosevelt walked into the room. In her stupid country, a popular food chain named Macronald was needing a toy promotion for their Crappy Meal. Darby Roosevelt suggested that he should make tiny toys of his army. As usual, he shot back his famous “NEIN!”. “That’s a good one!” Darby Roosevelt replied. She sampled the nein and put it in a sound chip, so when the Tiny Vorsitzender was squished, he would yell out “NEIN!”.

Weeks later, the toys were finished. And Darby Roosevelt returned with Crappy Meals for all her bunker “friends”. “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!” The Vorsitzender yelled. “Why they’re toys of you guys!” Darby Roosevelt replied. But The Vorsitzender fired back, “WELL I HATE THIS MUDDY CRAP! IT’S UGLY AND MAKES ME LOOK UGLY. LEAVE THIS BUNKER IMMEDIATELY!!!”. He literally kicked Darby Roosevelt out of the bunker by foot.