Winnie the Vorsitzender: The Insane Pizza Problem!

This is Non-canon, BTW.

One day Winnie the Vorsitzender came out of his Treebunker, for the first time in 7 months. “Today’s gonna be a great day!” he said. Just then, he noticed Italy walking by. The Italians were carrying a grater, a weapon of torture so evil, not even Winnie himself dared to use! Mussolini then yelled, “GET. HIM.” as they charged for Japan. Japan ran fast, but Italy ran faster. They then grabbed Japan and started grating him. “Ey?” The Vorsitzender said. Japan was screaming in bitter pain, making The Vorsitzender cringe. It all reached it’s worst when Japan yelled, “HEY? WHERE’S MY KNEE!?!”. The Vorsitzender couldn’t take this, so he charged at Italy and mauled them to death.

“Nobody ever lay a finger on my Japan”, The Vorsitzender said.