Winnie the Vorsitzender and the Day of the weird-ass fanfics

Act 1
The narrator introduces Chris, Ean, Kanger, Roopert, Jodi, Krebs, and Winnie The Vorsitzender realizes he has run out of opium and climbs a tree, trying to steal opium from Russians, only to fall onto George Bush's lap.

Chris nails Eenore's tail in, with Krebs, Kanger, and Roopert watching. The Vorsitzender then visits and asks for Chris's Social Security number. The Vorsitzender then rolls in a mud pit until he is black all over in order to look like Barack Obama. He then walks to Chris to be lifted up to the honey tree. After The Vorsitzender has arrived at the Bush's home- and finished his song- he is greeted by a guard. The Vorsitzender tells Chris that he thinks the Bushes suspects something. Chris leaning on a rock tells him that the Bushes may think The Vorsitzender  wants their opium. The Vorsitzender sings to the guard that he is only Barack Obama while grabing a handful of opium covered with money. The Bushes then try to get the money out of The Vorsitzender's hands only to cause The Vorsitzender to fight back. The Vorsitzender somehow identifies George, punches him with mud from his foot, and caused him to go fall into the mud puddle. George then freaks out, numping all over in the mud. The Bushes then start to remove what is left of the mud and The Vorsitzender asks Chris to go "tut-tut, it looks like rain!", George sees that Barack is a bear and charges at him. George lays on a tree branch to laugh at the now deafted bear stuck in the hive. In the book Chris shoots The Bushes and The Vorsitzender, but instead the Bushes force The Vorsitzender out with the George still laughing.